Posted
Melbourne
AU

// A Hack Club YSWS by sami9889

You Spud,
We Spud.

Everyone's shipping 500KB of JavaScript just to show some text on a page. Build something under 15KB (no frameworks, no React, no Tailwind) and Sami will mail you a parcel from Australia.

Ship your spud → Read the rules

What is this?

This is a You Ship, We Ship challenge run by Sami from Hack Club Slack. The idea is simple, build something small, ship it publicly, and get a parcel mailed to you from Australia.

Can't send a raw potato through customs, but stickers, snacks, and a proper airmail postcard all clear just fine. Hit the smaller size tiers and the parcel gets fatter.

No gimmicks. You build it, Sami packs it, Australia Post does the rest.


The rules

Keep it simple. Keep it small. Keep it vanilla.

Rule Standard (<15KB) Hard Mode (<5KB) Ultra Hard (<2KB)
Frameworks (React, Vue, etc.) Not allowed Not allowed Not allowed
CSS libraries (Tailwind, Bootstrap) Not allowed Not allowed Not allowed
Build tools / bundlers Not allowed Not allowed Not allowed
Vanilla HTML + CSS + JS Allowed Allowed Allowed
External fonts & CDN scripts Allowed (don't count) Allowed (don't count) Allowed (don't count)
Must be live with a public URL Required Required Required
Source code must be public Required Required Required
Potato theme Bonus points Bonus points Bonus points

What you win

Physically mailed to you, from Australia, and it's more than just spuds. Three tiers, each one stacks on the last.

Standard Mode

<15KB

  • Custom Orpheus-as-a-spud sticker
  • Handwritten airmail postcard from Sami
  • Random Aussie trading card, whatever's in the drawer
  • A temporary potato tattoo
  • Your link in the ship channel forever

Hard Mode

<5KB

  • Everything from Standard Mode
  • Sealed packet of Australian chicken salt
  • Surprise Aussie snack pack
  • A "Coding Down Under" playlist made for you

Ultra Hard Mode

<2KB

  • Everything from Hard Mode
  • Flat packet of instant mashed potatoes
  • A hand-drawn potato portrait of you, badly
  • Featured on sami-s.dev's hall of fame
  • Sami's genuine respect

How to submit

Drop your link in #ship and tag @sami9889. That's it.

Open Slack →

FAQ

What counts toward the 15KB?

All your files: HTML, CSS, JS, images. External stuff loaded from CDNs (like Google Fonts) doesn't count, but keep the spirit of it. The point is to prove you don't need a million dependencies.

Does it have to be a website?

It needs to run in a browser: a site, game, tool, interactive thing. No native apps. Beyond that, build whatever you want.

Does it have to be potato themed?

No, but it earns bonus points. Sami likes potatoes.

Is the parcel really more than potatoes?

Yes. Potatoes only show up in Ultra Hard Mode. Everyone else gets stickers, a postcard, snacks, and whatever else fits in the envelope that week.

How long does shipping take?

It's coming from Australia so a few weeks depending on your country. It will arrive.

What is Hack Club?

A global nonprofit network of student coding clubs and a Slack for teenage hackers. Free to join at hackclub.com.